Cornelius “Corndog” Klaw keeps trying to kill himself. Luckily, he’s been able to get the drop on himself (four times so far), but the body parts are piling up and now his head is in the fridge with a screwdriver sticking out the ear.

He clearly need some help. He needs Thea. She has a lot more experience with weird stuff like murder.

Really, the problem is that he became a medical volunteer for the Vanguard Corporation (The future of humanity!).

They say Roses are red, Violets are blue, if the product is free, the product is you. Well, this product paid Corndog enough to cover rent for a year–naturally just one of him won’t suffice. And things are about to get confusing.

Thea and Corndog have to trust their scars because skin has a more reliable memory than a mind. Maybe they’ll have to do Budepest all over again, and if things really get bad it will be Goodnight Vienna.

Unfortunately for Corndog, it’s kill himself or be killed by himself.

Bodies will keep you page-flipping, so flip to it now.