In a world where hard-won NFT rights are enforced by the death penalty, and right-click attacks are rare, and nobody talks about the digital refugee crises, the only way to get into the iGarden is to wear a dongle…and nobody likes dongles.

You need to be staking on MealVault and everywhere else, otherwise you won’t have any yield. You have to be careful not to get your NFTs entangled with anyone else’s and you definitely don’t want your phone getting the sentience virus. You definitely don’t want to miss an airdrop.

But the headaches get really big if you’re the mayor of a major city and you convince everyone to move real estate onto the blockchain and someone forks the chain.

And you may have heard of DeFi (decentralized finance), but have you heard about DeFu (decentralized funerals)?

It’s about to get real in the crypto future. Follow Brian Michael Stegner into a place where everything is a coin.