On Planet X19, the air is poisonous and the rain is acid. The plants are all carnivorous and the animals are worse. The bacteria are very unfriendly. Also there are active volcanoes everywhere. And lava worms. And dinosaurs. Did we mention that a rogue AI (with a very cheerful disposition) hunts down and ruthlessly slays all foreign life forms. The air smells like rotten fish…all the time.

The sentient inhabitants are not an improvement: mostly hostile, vicious, and petty. Many of their cultural practices revolve around the forcible extraction of teeth. The most common form of greeting is a slap in the face. About the nicest person you’ll meet on Planet X19 is the devil.

The devil, however, is a surprisingly good host, and in the interests of aiding visitors to Planet X19, he has written a handy guide…

This fabulous book, disguised as a travel guide, tells the heartwarming story of Lilly and her adventures with a lonely alien named Satan. You won’t be able to put How to Survive on Planet X19 down. It’s a romance unlike any other you’ve ever read.